This blog is dedicated to the advice I gave but never took. This blog is dedicated to the things I said that I didn’t mean as well as the things I meant to say but never did. This blog, this blog right here, is dedicated to the jokes I told that never landed, the sarcasm that completely went over everyone’s head and for every 5 minutes I spent telling a strategically detailed story, only to receive a response like ,“Wait, what happened. Say that again.”